An MJC sheikh says that three talaaqs uttered at once are counted as one.

Answer

Three Talaaqs are valid, final and irrevocable regardless of the method in which the Talaaqs have been issued, even if issued in a sinful way. Three Talaaqs are three. The Christian principle of trinity in which three equals one is employed by the stupid sheikh, hence he is capable of the drivel he has disgorged regarding Talaaq. There exists the Ijma' (Consensus) of all Four Math-habs on the validity of three Talaaqs regardless of the manner of issuing the three Talaaqs.

This fourteen century Ijma' is the strongest evidence for the official Fatwa of the Shariah on this issue. It should be simple to understand that it is not possible that the stupid freelanc-

ers of this age have understood the Ahaadith better than Hadhrat Umar (radhiyallahu anhu), the Four illustrious Imaams of the Four Math-habs, and the thousands of Fuqaha of the Four Math-habs down the long corridor of 14 centuries. It is indeed preposterous and downright stupid for a man in this age to try and convince Muslims that the entire Ummah, and all the Sahaabah had erred, and that only he is correct in his understanding. How can a single deviate in this age even attempt to convey that the 14 Century Ijma' of the Ummah is erroneous?

We need say no more on the ludicrousness of the moron's deviation and stupid view. Three Talaaqs are effective and are called Mughallazah. The Nikah is finally and irrevocably terminated.