The Muslim Judicial Council is organizing a mass moulood function.

Answer

What do you expect from carrion and pork halaalizers? Carrion-halaalizing and Qabar Puja (Grave-Worship) go hand-in hand. The mass moulood celebration is obviously a haraam, dark bid'ah. It is a haraam merrymaking function of show, pride, waste and a craving for gaining public following. These MJC characters are juhala and aghbiya who are unable to distinguish between right and left, light and darkness. They wallow in fisq, fujoor, bid'ah and even kufr. They are among the worst kind of ulama-e-soo'. They have no occupation other than these kinds of haraam activities to project themselves, the objective being public recognition. They lack in the knowledge of even the rudiments of Istinja, hence they stand like donkeys when they urinate, and they suffer from hydrophobia, hence water is taboo in their modern procedure of 'istinja'.